So I've decided to only make one new year's resolution (easier to remember, therefore heavier guilt factor). It is to write my first book. Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking, but I will really do it this time - and to give me some credit, it is the first time that I've made this particular resolution (I've given up on the 'look-like-britney-spears' and 'stop-drinking' resolutions because I'm young and I want to retain my sanity until I'm an old maid with 8 cats on her lap). I've also heard that it's best to make these resolutions public so that the millions of fans that read this blog can bug me about it daily. To the book, then. Ah, yes, the book.